Me

I lowered my hands and surveyed the laptop through my half-moon glasses. 'It is time,' i am saying, 'for me to tell you what i should have told you five years ago, poeple. Please sit down. I am going to tell you everything.'

My name is Gregory James Pearson and i am 15 years and 21 days old.
I live at 223b west end elstow bedford bedfordshire. Postcode MK42 9XS

I started off at a nursery call South Way which is across the road from the hospital in Bedford.
I then moved on to Elstow Lower School which is just down the road from where i live.
I then tried out for Bedford Modern School and was taken on for my apparent skill and interest in Mathematics which is a subject i despise even more than Dolores Umbridge.

In my first year at Bedford Modern School i made two good friends in James Davies and Otto Prendegast. They made school fun if not a little dangerous because in my first year alone i manged to pick up 6 warnings resulting in 2 detentions with the head ranging from offenses like flicking rubbers to blatently lying to Mrs Sheldons face and very nearly getting away with it. I was also bullied by people such as James Wallace and David Ramsden.

In my second year i continued my two good friendships and i also gained a brilliant friend in Freddie Jones but i was never really accepted into what i liked to call the small blonde gang consisting of Alex Farmer, Tom Wilding and Freddie. I Picked up a total of 4 warnings in this year and a hatred of Vinay Shah because he stole loads of my stuff. Another great friendship i made was that of Will Skingsley. I went round his and Otto's house loads that year and i remember one time at Otto's where we had a massive fight and spent the night avoiding eachother but in the morning we were best friends again.

My third brought no real changes apart from of course the addition of the girls which affected me so little nobody would have thought it could affect somebody less. In this year however i got my last ever warning for the worst of my offenses. I threw a rock at somebodys head. Otto did it as well so we were partners in crime and actually laughed about it after wards which is probably bad but oh well. I talked to one girl all year and that was to call her 'suspension glasses' which was in fact bullying back then. I talked so much in a lesson the teacher actually banned me from running for the school in one event.

Fourth year was uneventful apart from my first proper conversation and then friendship with a girl. Me and Davies were the only guys to be invited to Ellen and Alex's birthday party. Players you say, hardly i say. The only major thing i can remember in this year was the disgust and SJ being voted head of house instead of Me or Will who had been in the house since year 3. Gutted i was. We lost to Kaye again and Otto never let me forget it. My running was improving steadily though and i was competing with him and Davies for the top spot. Nobody else was near at that point.

Fifth year comes and i enter senior school. Terrified but delighted with my House placement and the others in my house i went through this year hating the work but loving the play. David Ramsden became my arguably best friend because we were in every class together and we were on a par on the wit side of things. I became less friendly with Master Prendegast and also became distant from Will. I wasn't bothered because i wasn't really mature enough to care. There was this hype cos there was a Greg 2 on the scene which turned out to be Franklin which i didn't find to complementry.

Sixth year was also a complete doss and i had no real shift in friends because i am kinda friends with everyone in the year. This was also the year i started reading Harry Potter which, if you know me well, i am obsessed with. That's nothing to do with school but ah well. I Won the frickin Steeplechase as well and yet got no recognition for it.

Seventh year and i was thourouly inbossed into the CCF Marines. I could run the shit out of any of those Marines. Oh yeh. I loved all the house events we did cos Mobbs kinda Rule and Tilden are just pathetic stupid useless gits. We had a quality class and a quality tutor and i had some quality mates who i could have a laugh with.

My Eighth year had to be the most eventful so far becasue i came back from summer holidays in which a trip to Scotland had insued and i had made two good friends which were, weirdly, girls. One of which was fancied by my best friend and the other a ginge :-O. Over the year that followed i made loads of knew friends and i also got a knew sister. Love you Jazz!! David asked Hannah Wallett out countless times and she did not reply countless times. Maybe that's why he didn't give up. A New Years party resulted in a good relationship and more awkwardness between David and Hannah, just because she can't hold her drink :P I actually had a crappy night but don't tell anyone and wasn't really enthusiastic for more parties of that ilk. Hannah became a good friend of mine but she still doesn't tell me anything. Have you ever told everyone everything Hannah? David is unquestioningly my best mate and if you disagree take it up with my PA.......urm........The Doctor. You might argue that Freddie is and i wouldn't argue back but i'm there with both of them. There are some people who i hate including Tom Church but not many. There arre some in the year who i havn't even spoken to but that is because they are what i like to call, 'IT'S'. The 'cool' people who think they're better than others.


Best Friends: David, Freddie, Matt and Hannah

People i havn't spoken to: Nicole, Buck, Lily and Hywelly

People who i fancy: You will never find out......

Regret

I am sorry.

I made the wrong decision and i knew it even before it had started.

I am so selfish and yet i give myself nothing at all.

Not even the respect i don't deserve.

I Regret it all.
Well not all of it.
A large majority of it.

Disgrace

I was reading an article in one of the papers i had in my room and It's Asafa Powell accusing British sprinters of being lazy. He said that when Simione went out to Jamaica to train with him he saw the signs of laziness and i was sitting there like WTF!!!!!! How can he call athletes lazy when there are people in this world weighing over 20 stone!!!

Anywaythat isn't the disgrace but the state of the British athletics association is.

This year at the world championships the British girl who i can't remember the name of for the life of me won the bronze medal and the gold medal winner is under investigation but that isn't the point. Our girl was actually working a full time job whilst training for the Olympics and World Championships. That is absolutely stupid. The British government is not investing anywhere near enough money into the National squads at this point in time. You have to win a medal to keep any sort of funding which is a disgrace.

It's not only Athletics that is suffering but it's any sport which is not publicly popular. The National Badminton squad was cut from 16 to only 8 players which is stupid. How do they expect us to compeet when the athletes aren't getting the proper training and support.

Stupid Politicians. We have the Olympics coming up and we want to win some events on our home turf. How do we do that when the best are not getting any help.

Well done Jess and Philips!!!!!!!!!
Frickin Amazing!!!!

The Old Man and The Sea

Oh My F*****g God!

The MOST boring book ever written in the history of boring books.

How did he win anything but most retarded book writer with that piece of literary garbage.

I hate terrible books!!!
How can you write something that dreary. ARGHHH!!!!!!!

You just wasted at least a hundred trees!!!!!